
Aidan rolling out his Floam-cake...

...which became this menacing bug

Not to be left out of the picture taking, Kellen sat for this photo (he sits and says cheese whenever I get the camera out). Yes, he carries the Wii controller around all day.

Aidan rolling out his Floam-cake...

...which became this menacing bug

“So everything is black and white…or is it all gray?”
Here we go again. I’ve just let someone else in on my little secret. Yes, I have a confession to make. It’s a serious affliction, or so everyone seems to think. A topic that seems to fascinate others much more than it does me anymore.
“Or are all the colors swirled together?”
No, my world is not as it was in old black and white films, nor is it a psychedelic haze. And the game that’s sure to follow has grown quite old.
“What color is my shirt…what color is that…”
So I now default to the following article. It is simply the best resource I’ve found to explain to others a phenomenon that brings about such interesting conversation.
Yes, I’m colorblind. No it’s not as exciting as you may think…or is it?
YELLOW SKIES, BLUE TREES?
A fellow fourth grader broke the news to me after she saw my effort on a class assignment involving scissors and construction paper. "You cut out a purple bluebird," she said. There was no reproach in her voice, just a certain puzzlement. Her observation opened my eyes-not that my eyes particularly help-to the fact that I am colorblind. In the 36 years since, I've been trying to understand what that means. I'm still not sure I do.
My research hasn't been overly scientific. I know colorblindness is almost always a genetic condition, affecting males far more often than females. It has to do with color receptors, called cones, in the retina. There's some question as to whether the problem exists in the cones themselves, or the brain's ability to process the signals the cones send.
That debate I leave to others. I'm more concerned with the practical effects, such as: how can I tell when the hamburgers I'm grilling are done? Some of my past dinner guests can attest to the difficulty I've had making that determination.
On the positive side, there's a certain conversational value in the condition. When I confess my colorblindness (it often has a way of coming up), people at first assume my world resembles a Mathew Brady photograph or a 1930s movie, pre-Ted Turner. I explain to them the failing of the word itself. Total colorblindness is exceedingly rare. People who suffer from it usually have a host of other problems as well, including extreme sensitivity to light and poor visual acuity. Those of us with a simple color-vision deficiency face much more mundane problems: If I wear this shirt with these pants, will people stare? Or, worse, laugh?
Early on, I learned the hazards of shopping alone for clothes, when I bought a blue shirt that turned out to be-yes-purple. Even dressing myself is hazardous. I've mistaken green shirts for gray, brown pants for green. And I'm hopeless with ties. I never wear one unless it's been cleared for use by someone I trust.
Fortunately, some clothing makers include the color of their garments on price tags. Unfortunately, those colors tend to be listed in terms such as raisin, sesame, citron, salmon, shrimp, celery, saffron, wheat and maize. It doesn't help to tell me my clothes are the color of a fruit, grain, seasoning or water creature when I don't know what color any of them is, either.
Because the most common form of colorblindness involves distinguishing red and green, people logically assume it involves only those two hues. That is the type I have, but the problem is not as simple as it sounds. Sometimes I can tell red from green. Sometimes I can't. It depends on how intense the colors are, how much light is available, how far away I am from the objects in question. I can always tell a red traffic signal from a green one, for instance. I can't tell a lone red signal from a yellow one. At night, from a distance, I can't tell a green signal from the glow of a street light. My confusion can make for some adventurous driving.
Other nonassertive colors can be troublesome, too. When I bought my house a few years back, I assumed the living-room walls were some variation of a neutral white tone. A visitor told me they were, in fact, quite pink-that I was more or less living inside a bottle of Pepto-Bismol. I called a painter who recommended something he called eggshell. I took his advice.
That sort of thing is a source of great amusement for my color-visioned friends. When they learn my world is not completely black and white, they get a kick out of pointing to various items and asking what color I think they are. When I say I don't know, they almost invariably ask: "Well, what color does it look like?"
It's hard to explain that the color they see simply isn't on my list of options. They seem to prefer to think that I see all the right colors but in the wrong places. That life for me, and those similarly afflicted, is a psychedelic planet of yellow skies, blue trees and orange oceans. I admit, I sometimes wonder myself whether other people see a completely different world.
Usually my problem is of little consequence. Like not knowing whether I've picked up a spearmint or cinnamon gum ball until I put it into my mouth. Or having to ask a store clerk what, precisely, is meant by a tag that says a jacket is "bark."
Of course, my career options have been limited by my condition. Fashion designer or interior decorator were never on the list. And in the case of war, where it might be of real importance to differentiate the people in green uniforms from those in brown or gray, I would not be your man.
There have been certain drawbacks in my job as newspaper reporter. When it comes to painting a picture in words, my palette is limited. There are no comparative allusions to sunsets in my work, no evocations of azure or magenta. No one has ever described my writing as colorful.
At least two purported cures exist. One involves a red-orange contact lens, worn only on one eye. A Japanese clinic claims results with treatments involving electrodes at specific points a sort of electric acupuncture. I haven't personally investigated either, partly because I'm not sure my brain could handle a world without color confusion.
Besides, I wonder how much real need there is to be able to perceive jute or ocher.
Over the years I've considered petitioning the federal government to include colorblindness among the legally recognized disabilities, but I suspect we lack collective political clout. I've also made some passing effort to form an association-a League for the Color-Vision Impaired, say. Unlike left-handers, however, we seem disinclined to rally round our deviation from the norm. Thus there's no ready source of information about how many presidents, or military heroes, or rock singers have been colorblind.
Based on the law of averages, though, there must have been some. We are everywhere, trying to cope, trying to blend in. Usually we succeed. Until someone spots our purple bluebirds. Then the jig is up.
Joe Rogers; Newsweek, New York; Nov 30, 1998; Vol. 132, Iss. 22; pg. 14, 1 pgs



They've discovered the Fountain of Youth...
... and no one is safe!
Kellen loves to peer out of the window especially when the neighbor's dog is out. I'm not certain where the horse he claims is back there is hiding but it seemed like a good opportunity to quiz him on his animal sounds.
We're still working on his ABCs and he's getting pretty good at counting with me to ten.
Dada the Dish Washing Pirate! I had a feeling I was being goofed. The eye patch is not prescription so with my poor eyes I like to wear it just East of my nose.
Aidan's indoor soccer ball. We do enjoy playing a match or two every day in the basement.
The boys' shower curtain...not sure what else to say about that.
I forgot how much entertainment can be provided by a single balloon. Our trip out for dinner last weekend provided us with everything we needed to play the old keep-the-balloon-in-the-air-for-as-long-as-you-can game. Apparently our orange friend needed to rest on the couch.
Little brother...
...and attacking Elmo with a hockey stick.
And why not a self portrait...or two.
It was something like this. Very snazzy.
Finally, we took a short walk upon returning home. Kellen and I decided we all should head toward the lot a few blocks away from our house where horses sometimes roam (it's fenced in and just off the residential lots...we don't have stray horses running wild). We hit the jackpot as six horses were enjoying the cooler air of the evening and some peace and quite. Kellen was wide eyed and open jawed. He commenced neighing at the horses (it's quite boisterous and smile inducing) until they all decided to turn in for the night. They'll be back and so will we.

After the final lesson we treated Aidan with ice cream to celebrate his accomplishment. Kellen got in on the act spooning for himself for the first time.
Kellen scoops and blesses himself with the ice cream before eating.
Here I am in one of the earlier editions. I generally do not wear my single lense scuba goggles around the house but I am indeed wearing them this morning. Of course those are my glasses.
Kellen was also letting his creative juices flow. I asked Aidan what Kellen's masterpiece was and he said it was nothing. After being prompted to use his imagination he concluded that we were in fact looking at a thunderstorm. I agree.
Kellen's "Thunderstorm", 2008
We spent an hour trying to catch fish on Friday morning. I think the last clip speaks to our success (or lack thereof).
Aidan assumes the frog pose and waits for a web-footed friend to hop his way.
A relaxing afternoon of kite flying...except for the trees.


How fast does he climb? In the time it took me to comb Aidan's hair after his bath (three or four strokes of the comb), Kellen snuck past me, climbed Aidan's teeth brushing/hand washing stool and head butted the bath tub.
The protruding bump above his eye is darker but actually less topographically dramatic than it was last night. He doesn't love having ice on it. Let's hope the swell subsides before Friday morning.